Corgis just don’t care…
This bookshelf can be reassembled into a coffin to help optimize your life (also death).
Someone scream all clear from the hill tops.
The brain will not be tricked!
Let’s go bowling and wait for this all to blow over…
Dad yokes are the best.
2020, a summary so far.
You gotta boost your watermelon standards this year.
Seems pretty legit to me…
I’m sure he did his time and had a change of heart…
It’s for peaches.
When mom understands you.
Karen! You weren’t supposed to do that…
This was written by a proper therapist.
Beware of the gaggle.
One passion-filled night
They just stared at my pajamas.
Jesus had a Jewish mom.
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You could say I’m an artist.
Doing my morning exercises.
Still using emoticons?
Activia yogurt is magic.
The Hunger Games to the rest of the world.