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Matriarchal Fairy Tales.

Matriarchal Fairy Tales.
Reality.
Reality.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Yep…
Yep…
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
Wal-Mart, we’re looking at you.
Wal-Mart, we’re looking at you.
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
The American dream.
The American dream.
Be awesome all the time.
Be awesome all the time.
Princess troll.
Princess troll.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.
Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.
Calories.
Calories.
Words.
Words.
Beat this costume.
Beat this costume.
Really cute story.
Really cute story.
you+will+be+too+when+the+%241+menu+becomes+the+%245+menu+claim+the+uninformed
you will be too when the $1 menu becomes the $5 menu claim the uninformed
the+ducks+knew+exactly+what+they+were+doing
the ducks knew exactly what they were doing
you+know%2C+just+in+case
you know, just in case
i+appreciate+the+attention
i appreciate the attention
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+flesh+wound
it’s just a flesh wound
this+can+only+end+in+hilarity
this can only end in hilarity
we+are+not+alone+in+the+universe
we are not alone in the universe
both.+bring+both+inside
both. bring both inside
they+face+the+sun+for+a+reason
they face the sun for a reason
gonz%26%238230%3B+oh+no%26%238230%3B
gonz… oh no…
the+didn%26%238217%3Bt+think+this+one+through
the didn’t think this one through
he+refused+to+quit
he refused to quit