Yeah, that’s why you never touch the door handle.

Yeah, that's why you never touch the door handle.

For the past two years I’ve been convinced we didn’t have any money.

For the past two years I’ve been convinced we didn’t have any money.

Now, with Halloween out of the way..

Now, with Halloween out of the way..

Faces of politicians

Faces of politicians

Don’t Do It, It Freaks Them Out

Don’t Do It, It Freaks Them Out

Every time I try clothes for an event

Every time I try clothes for an event

So true

The first cat joke I laughed at

The first cat joke I laughed at

Every other book is a remix

Every other book is a remix

Explain this to me

Explain this to me

I have to make a difficult choice

I have to make a difficult choice

Definitive beard guide for those in need

Definitive beard guide for those in need

My parents are dead…

My parents are dead…

It’s The Real Walk Of Shame

It’s The Real Walk Of Shame

Pretty solid logic

Pretty solid logic

But…You Promise?

But…You Promise?