The Nicolas Cage Matrix

The Nicolas Cage Matrix

…even Mickey supports HK.

…even Mickey supports HK.

Generic Elementary School

Generic Elementary School

I mean, how could you not?

I mean, how could you not?

*laughs nervously in CIA*

*laughs nervously in CIA*

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Papa is omnipresent…

Papa is omnipresent…

We will not entertain this methodology…

We will not entertain this methodology…

Nobody will take care of you.

Nobody will take care of you.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

Never trust a pangwang.

Never trust a pangwang.