Awwwwmelette.

Awwwwmelette.

the bird had a right to privacy

the bird had a right to privacy

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water

marry her

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

the final frontier

the final frontier

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

a plasma tv with free hbo

a plasma tv with free hbo

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

holy crap