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Why was there only one set of footprints?

Why was there only one set of footprints?
My new jogging pants
My new jogging pants
Shoulda seen it coming
Shoulda seen it coming
True caring
True caring
Just wait until she speaks
Just wait until she speaks
they were warned
they were warned
Employee of the month multiple times
Employee of the month multiple times
omg! it looks so happy!
omg! it looks so happy!
So realistic
So realistic
Karen wins again
Karen wins again
Always listen to a smart woman
Always listen to a smart woman
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
My heart… is thawed
My heart… is thawed
This is how birds are born
This is how birds are born
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
Join the conversation
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
Words.
Words.
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.