Mythical things that actually existed.
April Fool’s, corporate style
How can you tell if two people are married?
When you’e talking crap about someone and they overhear you…
Language is neat
Not getting paid enough
A Stargate Nativity
German Shepherd puppy falls asleep sucking his thumb.
Oh… I missed that.
The trolling will continue till the Zodiac is caught.
Prohibition prescription. (1920-1933)
Giving it everything you’ve got
at least she’s trying
no shame in his hair game
here lies sandy shay
Join the conversation
ducks and boobys for everyone
don’t was never an option
blue pill me
edna will never stop trying
she was taught young
he almost got away with it!
elbows! that’s an illegal shot!