Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone

Snail teeth

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Unmanned flight on Republic Airline

Work smarter not harder.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

When your mom calls you pretty.

Play Football With Me, Father!

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Please do not actually kill people.

Maine Coon papa’s

Most important meal of the afterlife

He’s not wrong

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Powdered garbage