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Confused mom is confused.

Confused mom is confused.
A palantir is a dangerous tool, Saruman
A palantir is a dangerous tool, Saruman
The marketing Gods have dressed you.
The marketing Gods have dressed you.
These sailors know what they’re doing.
These sailors know what they’re doing.
How to be funny in a job interview
How to be funny in a job interview
Take it back, Siri…
Take it back, Siri…
When you accidentally say the word walk around your dog
When you accidentally say the word walk around your dog
The cook who burns
The cook who burns
The good ol’ days.
The good ol’ days.
I miss him too… but he ded and I’m alive so let’s zoooooom!
I miss him too… but he ded and I’m alive so let’s zoooooom!
FYI, Aliens.
FYI, Aliens.
Do you even vape?
Do you even vape?
Never turn your back on Windows…
Never turn your back on Windows…
Twinning at life.
Twinning at life.
…And the Holy Father continued to preach.
…And the Holy Father continued to preach.
Donald has found her new calling as an ice scraper.
Donald has found her new calling as an ice scraper.