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You are no match for my sloth fu!

You are no match for my sloth fu!
Have you no shame?!
Have you no shame?!
Kids these days…
Kids these days…
This glass has more friends than you.
This glass has more friends than you.
Oh watermelon, you understand me.
Oh watermelon, you understand me.
Hawt.
Hawt.
Uhoh…
Uhoh…
I’m going to need some of these.
I’m going to need some of these.
How to use chopsticks.
How to use chopsticks.
Call me?
Call me?
Oh, hey baby…
Oh, hey baby…
Grandpa finally died sale!
Grandpa finally died sale!
Words.
Words.
For your grandmother.
For your grandmother.
Thanks for the reminder.
Thanks for the reminder.
The Count censored.
The Count censored.
Trying+to+disassemble+my+Christmas+tree%26%238230%3B
Trying to disassemble my Christmas tree…
Korn+Concert+In+Moscow
Korn Concert In Moscow
I+for+one%2C+don%26%238217%3Bt+blame+him+one+bit
I for one, don’t blame him one bit
That%26%238217%3Bs+inspirin%26%238217%3B
That’s inspirin’
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What+I+imagine+people+who+use+the+words+%26%238220%3Bpuppers%26%238221%3B+and+%26%238220%3Bdoggo%26%238221%3B+look+like.
What I imagine people who use the words “puppers” and “doggo” look like.
When+I+was+sixteen+years+old%2C+I+tried+to+kill+myself%26%238230%3B
When I was sixteen years old, I tried to kill myself…
He+who+controls+the+spice%26%238230%3B
He who controls the spice…
Exclusive+photo+of+Amazon%26%238217%3Bs+new+flying+warehouse.
Exclusive photo of Amazon’s new flying warehouse.
The+year+is+1915.+Damn%2C+Canada+was+savage.
The year is 1915. Damn, Canada was savage.
I+grasp+the+concept%2C+and+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+scares+me.
I grasp the concept, and that’s what scares me.
This+woman+knows+something
This woman knows something
Kisses+from+mama+%3A%5D
Kisses from mama :]