You’ve used so much garlic…

You've used so much garlic...

please send help

please send help

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

The scent of love

The scent of love

soory not soory

soory not soory

The cheeps

Doggo 1, young child 0

Doggo 1, young child 0

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

Hoo-rah!