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Found this in my freezer…

Found this in my freezer...
M’large lady.
M’large lady.
When doctors do visible damage.
When doctors do visible damage.
Stretchy cat, stretchy cat, what are they feeding you…?
Stretchy cat, stretchy cat, what are they feeding you…?
Ted kills.
Ted kills.
Local newspaper has a full page of cats for wrapping paper. Online news can’t compete with that.
Local newspaper has a full page of cats for wrapping paper. Online news can’t compete with that.
*dons tinfoil hat*
*dons tinfoil hat*
No? Just me?
No? Just me?
The Batman we deserved.
The Batman we deserved.
This guy flips.
This guy flips.
Has advertising gone too far?
Has advertising gone too far?
Batter up.
Batter up.
It’s Mr. Manager to you, gran.
It’s Mr. Manager to you, gran.
But tonight, we dance!
But tonight, we dance!
The Math is right…
The Math is right…
Time to use a new email
Time to use a new email
The+moral+of+this+story+is+not+about+patience.+smh
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
is+there+another+option%3F
is there another option?
this+kid+is+asking+the+right+questions
this kid is asking the right questions
revenge+is+a+dish+best+served+deconstructed
revenge is a dish best served deconstructed
Join the conversation
they%26%238217%3Bre+both+full+of+shit
they’re both full of shit
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+tall+enough+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+need+a+step+stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
Out+of+the+ground+they+rose.+What+was+your+dumbest+belief%3F
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
caught+bread-handed
caught bread-handed
Darth+Vader+is+such+a+sentimental+sap%21
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
i+believe+it
i believe it
for+when+your+pencil+won%26%238217%3Bt+sharpen+itself+at+the+beach
for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach
they+had+so+much+to+catch+up+on%21
they had so much to catch up on!