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Owls are jerks.

Owls are jerks.
don’t ask for red wine
don’t ask for red wine
i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please
i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please
looks trustworthy
looks trustworthy
Why can’t the doctor just come to me?
Why can’t the doctor just come to me?
When can i leave?
When can i leave?
choose wisely
choose wisely
when the dishes need to get done
when the dishes need to get done
this behavior would be normal at 3 am
this behavior would be normal at 3 am
i give up
i give up
You just need to squint
You just need to squint
Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon
Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon
finishing high school > saving the world
finishing high school > saving the world
he made sure mom wasn’t watching, first
he made sure mom wasn’t watching, first
hire them both
hire them both
double bacon cheeseburger
double bacon cheeseburger
The+fact+that+I+could+see+this+happening+makes+me+very+sad
The fact that I could see this happening makes me very sad
M%26%23039%3Bsoginy
M'soginy
Like+An+Angry+Pterodactyl
Like An Angry Pterodactyl
Yes+you+can%21
Yes you can!
Join the conversation
Online+and+in+real+life%2C+I+see+this+everyday
Online and in real life, I see this everyday
1993+vs+2013
1993 vs 2013
Dad%26%23039%3Bs+adopted
Dad's adopted
The+Working+Dead
The Working Dead
Back+When+The+Duck+Face+Was+Acceptable
Back When The Duck Face Was Acceptable
I+for+one%2Cwelcome+the+early+commercials.
I for one,welcome the early commercials.
10+sentences+that+can+change+your+perspective+of+life
10 sentences that can change your perspective of life
I+yawned+just+from+looking+at+the+picture%2C+I+guess+I%26%23039%3Bm+ok
I yawned just from looking at the picture, I guess I'm ok