catch me if you can, snail. the race is on!
how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…
a very different star wars movie
the turtle sandwich bit back
the best duo in stranger is *literally* batman and robin
the official outfit of middle aged dads
trying to sleep during pollen season is pointless
the summoning has begun
do you take off all your clothes to go to the bathroom?
The season finale was meh, but eddie munson ripping “master of puppets” on his guitar in the upside down was epic
officially a first row greg
it’s funny how much you hate him
Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active
there used to be peace in this world. a sacred balance
excuse me, do you know why I pulled you over today?
Bad b o i
I’m not the worst mom you’ll meet.
Congrats, you have a parasite.
Join the conversation
You’re invited to the wedding.
George Bush nailed the handshake
Definition of a nurse
It is I.
Find someone who holds you the way Key holds Peele
Our son is a very conservative Asian
So… it was you all along…
Confessions of Selfish Teacher