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Superman is a jerk.

Superman is a jerk.
playing hooman isn’t very fun
playing hooman isn’t very fun
it’s more than you’d think
it’s more than you’d think
is there a doctor around?
is there a doctor around?
especially in that hat
especially in that hat
when you can no longer deny it
when you can no longer deny it
they never miss an opportunity
they never miss an opportunity
leave him lumped
leave him lumped
heroes in a half mural
heroes in a half mural
that’s one way to leave earth
that’s one way to leave earth
only makes me want to watch venmo 2 more
only makes me want to watch venmo 2 more
they knew what needed to be done
they knew what needed to be done
he’s actually quite accomplished
he’s actually quite accomplished
this happens way too often
this happens way too often
taco bell sounds good right about now
taco bell sounds good right about now
now please let me finish
now please let me finish
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Join the conversation
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
McHitler.
McHitler.
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
What+Beauty+and+the+Beast+teaches+us.
What Beauty and the Beast teaches us.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.