2 Slow 2 Curious.
Going the extra 0.01 mile.
Glass gem corn is my favorite corn.
80 percent good boy
This is heaven.
Tinder profiles are getting weirder…
Getting married on Halloween would be the greatest.
I almost forgot about this…
Thems The Rules
I think maybe one of these is true.
The fate of the Earth lies on the Worm
Best cosplay I’ve seen in a while.
the motivation of a pirate
Tweet of the year…
Clifford the Big Red Douchebag
Get gone, hoe
*becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this*
My best friend is a pregnant dog.
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My favorite time of the year!
This is what a live sand dollar looks like
Allison Janney gets mistaken for prettier version of Allison Janney
Based on true events
what your favorite well drink/cocktail says about you
The Flat Earth Society gets it.
Sometimes, you become an ant god
Red bull gives you wings