Trees hate you

time to cry!

how it started vs how it’s going

yes, please

spitting venom

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

how is this not already a thing???

what every kid wants for christmas

beer science

such a misunderstood creature

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i should have texted instead

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too