Trees hate you
time to cry!
how it started vs how it’s going
Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
how is this not already a thing???
what every kid wants for christmas
such a misunderstood creature
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right
i should have texted instead
as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too
Once you go Asian…
You know you made a wrong turn when…
I hads a bad day.
Hey, Mother Nature!
Join the conversation
How I feel when I finish an exam.
Come at me, ese!
Mind = blown.
Reserved for drunk drivers.
We all have that friend…
Jay-Z world problems.
He touched the butt!