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What someone needs to do to me every night at 1 AM

What someone needs to do to me every night at 1 AM
such a misunderstood creature
such a misunderstood creature
Another person who clearly didn’t read the book
Another person who clearly didn’t read the book
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
beer science
beer science
for family
for family
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
of course this happened in texas
of course this happened in texas
how is this not already a thing???
how is this not already a thing???
anyone else seething with rage at this?
anyone else seething with rage at this?
how it started vs how it’s going
how it started vs how it’s going
take my degree away
take my degree away
macaroni rascals
macaroni rascals
they get things done. hired
they get things done. hired
always gotta stop to pet cats
always gotta stop to pet cats
yes, please
yes, please
Dysfunctional+Valentine+hearts.
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts.
Eat+your+veggies.
Eat your veggies.
Only+in+America.
Only in America.
Friend+zone%3F
Friend zone?
Join the conversation
Still+a+better+love+story+than+Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
I%26%238217%3Bm+kind+of+a+big+dill.
I’m kind of a big dill.
Silly+Newt.
Silly Newt.
Oh%2C+you+wear+a+Northface+jacket%3F
Oh, you wear a Northface jacket?
Girls+vs.+boys.
Girls vs. boys.
The+wisdom+of+Kermit.
The wisdom of Kermit.
I+need+a+taco+holder.
I need a taco holder.
Equality.
Equality.