The most evil thing in the world to do to your roommate.

The most evil thing in the world to do to your roommate.

finally, a place to walk my hot dog

finally, a place to walk my hot dog

and they still make more than me

and they still make more than me

personally, I see a detailed portrait of Henry IV

personally, I see a detailed portrait of Henry IV

you’ll get ’em next time, tiger

you’ll get ’em next time, tiger

could you say no to that face

could you say no to that face

i thought i saur something suspicious

i thought i saur something suspicious

it’s too spongey…

it’s too spongey…

the ultimate dad joke

the ultimate dad joke

a little wholesome moment

a little wholesome moment

casual puppy love

casual puppy love

maybe they’ve just lost their drive

maybe they’ve just lost their drive

oh no, it fell into my mouth…

oh no, it fell into my mouth…

we have some discourse to ketchup on

we have some discourse to ketchup on

playing the Ramones or jet, too

playing the Ramones or jet, too

I’m doing this from now on

I’m doing this from now on