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Scumbag hornet

Scumbag hornet
your secret is unfortunately safe with me
your secret is unfortunately safe with me
dinner and show
dinner and show
when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals
when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals
if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta
if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta
gonna need to step outside for a second
gonna need to step outside for a second
gonna move into a cave and start a new life
gonna move into a cave and start a new life
i can never show my face in public again
i can never show my face in public again
when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home
when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home
popsicles
popsicles
what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?
what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?
walmart would never have such an organized checkout line
walmart would never have such an organized checkout line
i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday
i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday
so warm and cozy
so warm and cozy
life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates
life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates
you had a good run
you had a good run
reduce+reuse+receipt
reduce reuse receipt
hollywouldn%26%238217%3Bt+like+to+know
hollywouldn’t like to know
doodle+dawdle
doodle dawdle
ducking+about
ducking about
Join the conversation
foggy+fighting
foggy fighting
content+catto
content catto
say+that+ten+times+fast%26%238230%3B
say that ten times fast…
paws+for+a+sec%26%238230%3B
paws for a sec…
Most+Valuable+Procrastinator
Most Valuable Procrastinator
wake+n+wait
wake n wait
kids+in+the+future+looking+back%26%238230%3B
kids in the future looking back…
phone+phinality
phone phinality