How to kill a Dalek.

How to kill a Dalek.

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

they face the sun for a reason

they face the sun for a reason

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

and then there’s jeff bezos…

and then there’s jeff bezos…

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

the didn’t think this one through

the didn’t think this one through

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

i appreciate the attention

i appreciate the attention

when will society learn?

when will society learn?

this can only end in hilarity

this can only end in hilarity