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Counterattack!

Counterattack!
Faith in humanity… Obliterated.
Faith in humanity… Obliterated.
Celebrity math.
Celebrity math.
Hello.
Hello.
Amsterdam is like Tour de France…
Amsterdam is like Tour de France…
Time travel is scientifically impossible…
Time travel is scientifically impossible…
What group projects taught me.
What group projects taught me.
I take dis one…
I take dis one…
Laws of The Friend Zone.
Laws of The Friend Zone.
Words.
Words.
So fluffy I’m going to die!
So fluffy I’m going to die!
Oh. Well good for you…
Oh. Well good for you…
The youngest wrangler.
The youngest wrangler.
We all need a pep talk sometimes.
We all need a pep talk sometimes.
Jaguar tweakers.
Jaguar tweakers.
How rainbows are made.
How rainbows are made.
It%26%238217%3Bs+as+good+as+free+real+estate%21
It’s as good as free real estate!
Listen+lowercase+mike%2C+you+seem+like+a+nice+guy+and+all%26%238230%3B
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
Waking+a+cat+is+equal+to+30+years+of+mediocre+karma.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
I%26%238217%3Bm+about+to+do+what%26%238217%3Bs+called+a+pro+breeder+move.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
Join the conversation
The+man+has+finished+raising+his+children.+Welcome+back+Ricky.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.
%40+4am%26%238230%3B
@ 4am…
I+wonder+how+much+their+textbooks+are.
I wonder how much their textbooks are.
Keanu+cosplay+is+getting+way+out+of+hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Apprehend+her+by+the+pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Spiders+have+little+danger+paws.++Reconsider+burning+the+building%26%238230%3B
Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…
The+thing+about+war+is%2C+it+makes+no+got+dam+sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.