They can do what now?

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

goblins don’t watch netflix

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

qr codes will never run out

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

the coolest dog at the bar

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long