They can do what now?
sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer
goblins don’t watch netflix
a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong
remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?
everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks
having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him
qr codes will never run out
too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead
this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships
if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead
metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans
living my dream like there is no tomorrow
the coolest dog at the bar
all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did
you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long