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You are a computer criminal!

You are a computer criminal!
http://tomthedancingbug.com
“That outfit didn’t survive the hour.”
“That outfit didn’t survive the hour.”
Gardening? I planted myself in bed
Gardening? I planted myself in bed
my lipgloss be pspei, my mood be spurt
my lipgloss be pspei, my mood be spurt
“he had a jawline. i had no judgment.”
“he had a jawline. i had no judgment.”
dark lord of brunch
dark lord of brunch
ink you very much
ink you very much
mind racing, no pit stops
mind racing, no pit stops
seed ya later
seed ya later
purrfectly placed sabotage
purrfectly placed sabotage
caught red-seated
caught red-seated
rock solid parenting right there
rock solid parenting right there
Bathroom? Nah, this Lyle’s octagon
Bathroom? Nah, this Lyle’s octagon
Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase
Darwin didn’t predict the blorb phase
Sand, sun, and stunning self-contradictions
Sand, sun, and stunning self-contradictions
game, set, scratch
game, set, scratch
Seven+year+old%26%238217%3Bs+are+better+at+Fortnite+than+you.
Seven year old’s are better at Fortnite than you.
No+teeth%2C+no+problem.
No teeth, no problem.
How+to+tell+if+your+teacher+plays+Fortnite.
How to tell if your teacher plays Fortnite.
Let+me+know+what+you+are+thinking%21
Let me know what you are thinking!
Join the conversation
Stop+whispering+at+me%2C+child.
Stop whispering at me, child.
%2Aofficial+squawking%2A
*official squawking*
Copies+of+The+Adventures+of+Slutsof+is+free+at+state+and+national+parks+this+weekend.
Copies of The Adventures of Slutsof is free at state and national parks this weekend.
%2Agoes+vegan%2A
*goes vegan*
Hail+the+noodle+appendages.
Hail the noodle appendages.
Father%2C+may+I+%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%A0%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%99%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%A6%C3%AF%C2%BD%C5%BD%C3%AF%C2%BD%C6%92%C3%AF%C2%BD%CB%86+%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%A0%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%80%99%C3%AF%C2%BD%E2%84%A2+%3F
Father, may I ｆｒｅｎｃｈ ｆｒｙ ?
Stay+strong%2C+Hong+Kong.
Stay strong, Hong Kong.
Demolishing+a+bank+vault.
Demolishing a bank vault.