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To all the girls who want thigh gaps…

To all the girls who want thigh gaps...
100 is too long to wait
100 is too long to wait
Suddenly i have a headache
Suddenly i have a headache
who’s on ellen today?
who’s on ellen today?
Remember when I had the high ground?
Remember when I had the high ground?
i give up
i give up
You just need to squint
You just need to squint
double bacon cheeseburger
double bacon cheeseburger
Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon
Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon
When your kids does you a solid
When your kids does you a solid
the perks of being a parent
the perks of being a parent
he’s not wrong though
he’s not wrong though
good for the arches
good for the arches
It’s the cowch or me
It’s the cowch or me
whoopsie doodle
whoopsie doodle
It’s the thought that counts
It’s the thought that counts