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I named my dog “5 miles”

I named my dog
We only found the ones we found?
We only found the ones we found?
Get this kid a certificate of participation.
Get this kid a certificate of participation.
Do your thing, Michigan. Science demands a control group.
Do your thing, Michigan. Science demands a control group.
Circa 1920s monkey mask vibes.
Circa 1920s monkey mask vibes.
Words
Words
Joel Osteen is the same yesterday, today, and potentially tomorrow.
Joel Osteen is the same yesterday, today, and potentially tomorrow.
Disney rejection letter from 1938. They take their letterhead seriously.
Disney rejection letter from 1938. They take their letterhead seriously.
Take the W.
Take the W.
(baaa rammm ewwwwe)
(baaa rammm ewwwwe)
Some say it’s still jiggling to this day…
Some say it’s still jiggling to this day…
Sir Patrick Stewart playing a very serious game of chess with his foster puppo.
Sir Patrick Stewart playing a very serious game of chess with his foster puppo.
Good[Rx] App Update
Good[Rx] App Update
The bird is the word.
The bird is the word.
Another take.
Another take.
He paid his dues.
He paid his dues.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
Join the conversation
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…