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My water broke!

My water broke!
Enrolled in curses, accidentally cursed myself
Enrolled in curses, accidentally cursed myself
just trust me…very homo sapiens
just trust me…very homo sapiens
say it…if you dare
say it…if you dare
Gollum’s the flower girl…
Gollum’s the flower girl…
This flight includes free diagnostics
This flight includes free diagnostics
Bite me, I dare you!
Bite me, I dare you!
My hopes just sank
My hopes just sank
moo-vie night
moo-vie night
Frozen: Let It Grow
Frozen: Let It Grow
chaos in a 5-pound body
chaos in a 5-pound body
prince charming ghosted, again
prince charming ghosted, again
born to nap, forced to rise
born to nap, forced to rise
picture day, now with nightmares
picture day, now with nightmares
blinked wrong, spine dislocated itself
blinked wrong, spine dislocated itself
bites ankles, steals hearts, now we’re be(a)sties
bites ankles, steals hearts, now we’re be(a)sties
a+true+american+patriot
a true american patriot
i+really+want+a+donut+now
i really want a donut now
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
he+does+resemble+candy+corn
he does resemble candy corn
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heartworming
heartworming
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late
it’s not too late
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
fred+was+just+fred
fred was just fred
committing+this+to+memory
committing this to memory
don%26%238217%3Bt+drink+milk+and+drive
don’t drink milk and drive
who+has+it+worse%3F
who has it worse?
brain+is+broken
brain is broken