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As an American.

As an American.
*sniffles* the flu can kill me now…
*sniffles* the flu can kill me now…
Pope water is more refreshing.
Pope water is more refreshing.
Just before, and one year after leaving the Amish lif.
Just before, and one year after leaving the Amish lif.
Friends pay off.
Friends pay off.
Pets can be pests, too.
Pets can be pests, too.
Never taunt a giraffe, basically.
Never taunt a giraffe, basically.
*creating life noises*
*creating life noises*
When millenials get jobs…
When millenials get jobs…
Baby Yoda cat gets rescued off the street, immediately bleps.
Baby Yoda cat gets rescued off the street, immediately bleps.
Dreams really come true, sometimes.
Dreams really come true, sometimes.
Meet Jamie Hyneman.
Meet Jamie Hyneman.
Something something box of chocolates…
Something something box of chocolates…
It’s possible that you are the reason I am so happy.
It’s possible that you are the reason I am so happy.
Conservative radio hosts seem nice…
Conservative radio hosts seem nice…
Be[e]cause she can.
Be[e]cause she can.
she+just+lost+a+fan
she just lost a fan
i+ride+it+on+the+parade+route
i ride it on the parade route
don%26%238217%3Bt+drink+milk+and+drive
don’t drink milk and drive
there%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+next+time
there’s always a next time
Join the conversation
welp%2C+looks+like+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+getting+sleep+tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
i+really+want+a+donut+now
i really want a donut now
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
he%26%238217%3Bs+out+of+the+friend+group
he’s out of the friend group
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left
per+my+last+shot
per my last shot
give+me+all+the+pancakes
give me all the pancakes
dogs+are+better+than+humans+proved
dogs are better than humans proved