Never look down the barrel!
a good place to sit
daytime whiskey is the best whiskey
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
he’s lived through every injury
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
they’ll definitely grow back
not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need
he finally got to have fun at his job
now your kids can suffer just like you!
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
try saying that five times fast!
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
they really hate the moon