Conspiracy Keanu on Horoscopes: They’re Never Wrong

looks like it’s going well

made in america

the time is now

we were so worried about the robot uprising we never considered the plant uprising

becoming one with nature

grape jelly meatballs

they’ll literally name their cats anything

clarissa did not explain it all

you gotta fight, for your right, to party!

it cost everything

i’m getting drunk just looking at this

the magic eight ball lied to me

i actually know who bebe rhexa is. not lil tay though or laurel vs yanny

the gig is up!

there is no escape