Conan explains the obvious.
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
The Children’s LEGO Bible is a thing.
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
The forbidden pizza roll.
Doris Day circa 1973.
Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.
Hiccups are scary.
Turning right can be hard to do…
If my gym had one of these I’d at least have a membership…
Some asses enjoy a good cuddle.
Shine bright like a diamond, Albert Lexie.
Suspend Verizon, actually.
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
That makes wayyyyy more sense…
I gave that pitch vibrato…
Tugging my heart strings.
My sister had a few friends over today…
Dating girls is like riding a bicycle.
Join the conversation
Russell Brand explains the media.
American commercials need to get on Japan’s level!
The Ministry Has Fallen.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
Do you have my reservation?
A lovely collection of hamster butts.