Where were you born?
catch me if you can, snail. the race is on!
realistic relationship goals
a very different star wars movie
officially a first row greg
the summoning has begun
of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…
we all know why we have gathered here today
Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active
do you take off all your clothes to go to the bathroom?
bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed
probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand
turning on the lights is not an option
the turtle sandwich bit back
the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*
it’s funny how much you hate him
Sleep sweet, Mr. Coon.
Elon is just phoning home.
RIP In A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom.
Guy Fieri feeds the people
Join the conversation
Yeah this is me being proactive…
Sure you don’t, bub.
Plotting. Constantly plotting.
I can’t say this is why the US has so many covid-2021 cases.
Talk about hey now.
Adele quarantined in a CrossFit gym, probably.