Where were you born?

catch me if you can, snail. the race is on!

realistic relationship goals

a very different star wars movie

officially a first row greg

the summoning has begun

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

we all know why we have gathered here today

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

do you take off all your clothes to go to the bathroom?

bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed

probably one of the worst things you could say while on the witness stand

turning on the lights is not an option

the turtle sandwich bit back

the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*

it’s funny how much you hate him