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What two years of retail work has done to me.

What two years of retail work has done to me.
where are the fun and games?
where are the fun and games?
sit, stay, stay, please just stay
sit, stay, stay, please just stay
*buys stock in neopets*
*buys stock in neopets*
the internet’s greatest resource
the internet’s greatest resource
but i can’t pet a wolf?
but i can’t pet a wolf?
ill trade my soul to be able to pet him
ill trade my soul to be able to pet him
opportunity not missed
opportunity not missed
literally
literally
time for negotiating is over
time for negotiating is over
this hurts my brain
this hurts my brain
I wish they would!
I wish they would!
the long con
the long con
Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf
Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf
i never thought about but now i need to know
i never thought about but now i need to know
this person is a real boob
this person is a real boob
Plotting.+Constantly+plotting.
Plotting. Constantly plotting.
The+jellies+would+like+you+to+know+it+was+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
The jellies would like you to know it was just a prank, bro.
Anxiety%2C+essentially.
Anxiety, essentially.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+say+this+is+why+the+US+has+so+many+covid-2021+cases.
I can’t say this is why the US has so many covid-2021 cases.
Join the conversation
Talk+about+hey+now.
Talk about hey now.
People+are+out+there+hoarding+and+all+that.
People are out there hoarding and all that.
Ordained+Exorcists+snapping+photos+at+The+Exorcist+steps.
Ordained Exorcists snapping photos at The Exorcist steps.
JIF+of+regret.
JIF of regret.
Elon+is+just+phoning+home.
Elon is just phoning home.
Common+sense+Karen+has+entered+the+chat.
Common sense Karen has entered the chat.
Burger+joint+using+slides+to+deliver+your+order+at+you.
Burger joint using slides to deliver your order at you.
Yeah+this+is+me+being+proactive%26%238230%3B
Yeah this is me being proactive…