Gay ghost.

Gay ghost.

We must protect the baby.

We must protect the baby.

DMV Timelapse.

Teach them young.

Teach them young.

A village in Yemen.

A village in Yemen.

My kind of hangover.

My kind of hangover.

Watching us from above like a proper shit hawk. RIP John Dunsworth

Watching us from above like a proper shit hawk. RIP John Dunsworth

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

We hates it!

An ancient guide to girding your loins.

An ancient guide to girding your loins.

Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.

Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.

I crave the midnight sausage.

I crave the midnight sausage.

Sometimes I have this conversation with myself

Sometimes I have this conversation with myself

Oktoberfest is among us.

Oktoberfest is among us.

Chalk this one up to mail privilege.

Chalk this one up to mail privilege.

Restraining orders won’t help you now…

Restraining orders won’t help you now…