An apple a day…

Pokemon problems.

I guess I’ll put this one back on the shelf

Volcanic smoke rings.

Summer woes.

Science, engineering, liberal arts.

Whenever I ask my parents for money

I’m an animal…

This tool helps tell you how much spaghetti you can eat for your meal. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” is an option.

When people ask why I always look pissed

There is a chicken in my garage.

Words.

Some great actors.

The world we live in.

Still use this on my girlfriend.

I have a dad. I am a dad. I don’t mind a dad joke.