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My boss gave me this during my yearly review.

My boss gave me this during my yearly review.
Just got a promotion. I have employees now
Just got a promotion. I have employees now
Sneezing in front of your pets.
Sneezing in front of your pets.
The difference between creepy and cool.
The difference between creepy and cool.
It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.
It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.
Help exists.
Help exists.
Fortune cookie gets real.
Fortune cookie gets real.
Thanks Obama
Thanks Obama
Hey mom!
Hey mom!
Volkswagen van for scale
Volkswagen van for scale
I need an adult.
I need an adult.
Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?
Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?
Riddle me this, atheists…
Riddle me this, atheists…
Never trust a hedgehog.
Never trust a hedgehog.
The ocean is inside of this opal.
The ocean is inside of this opal.
Chocolate Roulette.
Chocolate Roulette.