This is why high heels hurt your feet.
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
a true celebration of life
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
i don’t even know if i’m a robot
task failed successfully
the moment your brain just forgets every item ever
the true root of the issue
when someone is colon you out critically
i only coughed once
just one more episode…
its all in how you market it
it was that or be responsible
never tell me the odds…
a new challenger approaches
that’s something a ghost would say
When you are the smartest kid in the room and nobody knows it.
I know a tiny vegan premed student named Athena. Sometimes she has breakfast potatoes in her pockets and she shares them.
The Doctor doesn’t do guns
Join the conversation
Make it so
The mighty leopard moose camel.
March for the cure.
Looks have an expiration date.
Cutting down this tree
Labor or… baby shower game.
Jurassic Park, except the dinosaurs are from the 90’s
Kindergarten classroom poetry.