if only there was a solution to his problem
cancel my plans
despite all my rage, i am still just a rat on the road
teeth stick and hair stick
she’s making haunted chowder later
who wants to try this diet with me?
release the nc-17 version!!!
take that, google maps ‘estimate’
surprised harry potter isn’t in that stack
eggs and cigarettes have nothing in common
bald dudes make the best barbers
professional athletes give the rest of us bad names