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In honor of Shark Week

In honor of Shark Week
Victory is not all it’s cracked up to be…
Victory is not all it’s cracked up to be…
I love burrito.
I love burrito.
Thoughts on tipping.
Thoughts on tipping.
This child wins life.
This child wins life.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
Smart watch, 1984 style.
Smart watch, 1984 style.
Keep your receipts.
Keep your receipts.
Alone. So very alone.
Alone. So very alone.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
A tribute to cheese.
A tribute to cheese.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
In case nobody told you today…
In case nobody told you today…
Words.
Words.
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
Words.
Words.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
Join the conversation
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.