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Evil Cows.

Evil Cows.
but how long will we stay here?
but how long will we stay here?
oh wait, that’s just a cavity
oh wait, that’s just a cavity
accurate
accurate
growing up we called it the ‘oh shit’ handle
growing up we called it the ‘oh shit’ handle
they’ve been listening this whole time
they’ve been listening this whole time
marry me
marry me
hide your pets
hide your pets
start small, grow big
start small, grow big
he’s trying his best
he’s trying his best
who invited Susan?
who invited Susan?
the only smart person in any michael bay movie ever
the only smart person in any michael bay movie ever
the real wonder woman
the real wonder woman
hard hitting journalism right here
hard hitting journalism right here
it’s called personal space
it’s called personal space
always have a bird leaf ready just in case
always have a bird leaf ready just in case
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
Join the conversation
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
Words.
Words.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…