BANG! I’m dead! …Am I still dead?

BANG! I'm dead! ...Am I still dead?

you cicada be kidding me!

you cicada be kidding me!

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

this is how many sides a circle has

this is how many sides a circle has

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

toast and butter is an everyday phase

toast and butter is an everyday phase

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”

Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”