Worrying about being a good parent…

Could you not, Helen?!

Beware the tit.

No back out at checkout, Madre.

Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.

The things we put up with for silence.

There’s always money in the banana stand…

PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.

United we stand, though.

Bubble warfare!

A tangible show of gratitude.

Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…

Words.

Amen, then…

9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…

When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.