Worrying about being a good parent…
Could you not, Helen?!
Beware the tit.
No back out at checkout, Madre.
Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.
The things we put up with for silence.
There’s always money in the banana stand…
PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.
United we stand, though.
A tangible show of gratitude.
Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…
9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…
When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.