Report back.

Report back.

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When you gotta go, you gotta go

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

just one?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive