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Cookie Monster Cocktail.

Cookie Monster Cocktail.
Annnnnd I’m out…
Annnnnd I’m out…
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
I’m a Little Chili – and other such stories.
I’m a Little Chili – and other such stories.
Dear God…
Dear God…
Staring contest.
Staring contest.
What should I read next?
What should I read next?
Would you have invested?
Would you have invested?
Not sure if kidnapped or…
Not sure if kidnapped or…
The Royal Family!
The Royal Family!
Where were you born?
Where were you born?
This is a great idea.
This is a great idea.
The New American.
The New American.
Can you speak whale?
Can you speak whale?
This will surely bring you closer together…
This will surely bring you closer together…
Only 17 molecules of water?
Only 17 molecules of water?
it%26%238217%3Bs+the+intellectual+thing+to+do
it’s the intellectual thing to do
but+i+can%26%238217%3Bt+pet+a+wolf%3F
but i can’t pet a wolf?
literally
literally
new+fall+fashion+trend
new fall fashion trend
Join the conversation
and+he%26%238217%3Bs+very+happy%2C+too
and he’s very happy, too
the+long+con
the long con
the+message%2C+he+missed+it
the message, he missed it
i+never+thought+about+but+now+i+need+to+know
i never thought about but now i need to know
water+right+meow%21
water right meow!
the+life+of+an+octopus+is+wild
the life of an octopus is wild
Goth+is+not+the+culture+i+associate+with+monster.+wtf
Goth is not the culture i associate with monster. wtf
sometimes+dental+is+included
sometimes dental is included