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The three stages of not getting ice cream.

The three stages of not getting ice cream.
Shrek is god, indeed.
Shrek is god, indeed.
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
b a d t h
b a d t h
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
NICE, INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Do you even floss…?
Do you even floss…?
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Perhaps+we+should+consider+it%26%238230%3B
Perhaps we should consider it…
Tea+cup+kitty.
Tea cup kitty.
When+mom+tells+me+to+chew+with+my+mouth+closed.
When mom tells me to chew with my mouth closed.
It%26%238217%3Bs+quite+kampfy.
It’s quite kampfy.
Join the conversation
Tree+house.
Tree house.
Five+second+rule.
Five second rule.
Scumbag+Disney.
Scumbag Disney.
I+shall+sing%21
I shall sing!
Nyan+meets+Metal.
Nyan meets Metal.
Caring+lion+loves+you.
Caring lion loves you.
AAAGH%21+A+werewolf%21
AAAGH! A werewolf!
Do+want.
Do want.