If I had superpowers.

If I had superpowers.

the true test of a jedi master

the true test of a jedi master

this explains so much

this explains so much

meal prepping made easy

meal prepping made easy

daily reasons to drink

daily reasons to drink

sold!

just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

time to show the world how smart i am

time to show the world how smart i am

gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit

gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit

bonjour

how about these gas prices?

how about these gas prices?

Xenomorphs and gargoyles are canon together

Xenomorphs and gargoyles are canon together

i flip my hair back and forth

i flip my hair back and forth

priority putting away costs an arm and a leg

priority putting away costs an arm and a leg

no assistance needed

no assistance needed

hide your shoulders or get suspended

hide your shoulders or get suspended