Right in the feels.
The hills are alive.
Encouraging kids to recycle.
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
A moth got trapped in my house!
In Hollywood, I’m obese.
Grand-father pulled this one on me…
Why are we not funding this?!
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
I am a turkey vulture.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.