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Poo-Pourri

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I could embroider this poetry.
I could embroider this poetry.
May the odds be ever in your favor
May the odds be ever in your favor
Listen here, Karen.
Listen here, Karen.
You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.
You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.
This is bipartisanly worrisome.
This is bipartisanly worrisome.
Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.
Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.
Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.
Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.
These ducks were very expensive.
These ducks were very expensive.
We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.
We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.
Real slick, guys…
Real slick, guys…
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.
Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.
TRANSFORMER TIME
TRANSFORMER TIME
It’s really not that hard, guys
It’s really not that hard, guys
The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.
The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.
Nailed+it.
Nailed it.
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+these.
I’m going to need some of these.
Did+you+do+something+different+with+your+hair%3F
Did you do something different with your hair?
Mini+Scissorhands.
Mini Scissorhands.
Join the conversation
Pick+two%26%238230%3B
Pick two…
Puppy+missile.
Puppy missile.
Flying+sloth.
Flying sloth.
I%26%238217%3BM+GON+EATCHU%21
I’M GON EATCHU!
No%2C+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+fries+with+that%26%238230%3B
No, I don’t want fries with that…
I+like+you.
I like you.
Chemistry+cat.
Chemistry cat.
Truth.
Truth.