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As a guy who can’t take subtle hints…

As a guy who can't take subtle hints...
I looked my demons in the eyes…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
Coke phone.
Coke phone.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Every time I go to see Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
Goat to cow, come in cow.
Goat to cow, come in cow.
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
The Simpsons nailed it.
The Simpsons nailed it.
My family may be trying to tell me something…
My family may be trying to tell me something…
God, send me a man…
God, send me a man…
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
Best of friends.
Best of friends.
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
Meeting up at high school reunions…
Meeting up at high school reunions…
Hidden Beach!
Hidden Beach!
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
there%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+next+time
there’s always a next time
i+ride+it+on+the+parade+route
i ride it on the parade route
heartworming
heartworming
Join the conversation
brain+is+broken
brain is broken
don%26%238217%3Bt+drink+milk+and+drive
don’t drink milk and drive
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late
it’s not too late
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left
she+has+entered+the+endgame
she has entered the endgame
welp%2C+looks+like+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+getting+sleep+tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
a+true+american+patriot
a true american patriot
organic+gluten+free+bears
organic gluten free bears