Maybe he’s color blind…

mephisto signing off off of zoom

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

avoiding people in public is exhausting

purr-fect

it has stories to tell

i live at the zoo now

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

sea urchins love hats

he had too many balls in the air

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

ode de febreeze

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

there’s no way a home made this soup

all my problems can be blamed on astrology