Maybe he’s color blind…
Bite an apple.
I didn’t even need firewood.
"Tell me another story about Freedom…"
I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat.
Parents are confusing.
Dating tip in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant
Perhaps they do realize this and deliberately miss their shots
What are you up to?
Are you almost never wrong? We have a place for you!
Police Dog Fitted with Titanium Cainines.
Madonna forgot the number one rule
Freckles freak me out.
Did you fall from heaven?
Titanic be like…
I used to be afraid of flying.
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Well, this just happened to me on PlayStation Network…
What should I call my company?
I miss Troy McClure
My favorite ice bucket challenge.
We need to make books cool again.
Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman